Starving monkeys imprisoned in cages: Ponce de Leon gone mad

This almost makes it sound like the monkeys were at some sort of retirement center and got fresh squeezed juice, a hot bowl of oatmeal and the New York Times with their breakfast.

If you haven't had your daily ration of total BS yet for the day, please see below:

Does anyone really thing starving monkeys imprisoned in tiny cages is going to keep aging at bay? What a crock.